Jed Whitaker

Jed Whitaker
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I'm Jed Whitaker, I've played games since I was three years old and have never stopped. I miss the Dreamcast, Bubble Bobble and Adventure Island. There is something about dinosaurs that excite me.
Latest Articles From Jed Whitaker
Genital Jousting Review - Going Deep on Toxic Masculinity

Genital Jousting Review – Going Deep on Toxic Masculinity

There is no way to pussyfoot around it, Genital Jousting is a game about disembodied penises and balls that have a butthole attached right between them, all presented with ultra realistic...
Raiders of the Broken Planet (Xbox) Review - So much personality, but so far to go

Raiders of the Broken Planet (Xbox) Review – So much personality, but so far...

Did you know that Mercury Steam, the Spanish developer behind the recently released and critically acclaimed Metroid Samus Returns, also released a free-to-start third-person shooter last year? Apparently, neither did a...
TOP 5 XBOX GIFTS TO GIVE YOUR FRIENDS (OR YOUR GREEDY SELF) THIS HOLIDAY 3

TOP 5 XBOX GIFTS TO GIVE YOUR FRIENDS (OR YOUR GREEDY SELF) THIS HOLIDAY

While Xbox may not have had a strong year of exclusives or hit AAA titles in comparison its competitors, there is still a lot to love about Microsoft’s console. If you...
Party Planet (Switch) Review - More like Party Pooper 5

Party Planet (Switch) Review – More like Party Pooper

The Nintendo Switch is tailor-made for couch cooperative and competitive party games. I jumped at the chance to review Party Planet in hopes for something similar to Mario Party but instead...
Ittle Dew 2+ (Switch) Review - Like Zelda, but Funnier

Ittle Dew 2+ (Switch) Review – Like Zelda, but Funnier

Ittle Dew 2+ is a top-down Zelda-like starring Ittle, a feisty girl out for adventure, and her flying animal pal Tippsie, who really likes to binge drink "potions." Instead of being...
A Hat in Time (PC) Review - The Second Best 3D Platformer This Year 8

A Hat in Time (PC) Review – The Second Best 3D Platformer This Year

A Hat in Time is a crowdfunded 3D platformer and spiritual successor to Super Mario 64, a fact that it does not try to hide whatsoever, and why should it since...
RiME (Switch) Review - This is One Port your Boat Should Avoid 3

RiME (Switch) Review – This is One Port your Boat Should Avoid

RiME is the touching tale of a boy that wakes up on a beach with no clear recognition of how he got there. He sets off on a journey that has...
Doom (Switch) Review - The Worst Version is Still a Hell of a Great Time

Doom (Switch) Review – The Worst Version is Still a Hell of a Great...

It has been 20 years coming, but Doom has finally come back to Nintendo via the Nintendo Switch! Worth the wait? I'd say so, yes.This port of 2016's smash hit is...
Super Beat Sports (Switch) Review - Multiplayer Rhythm Sports Heaven 5

Super Beat Sports (Switch) Review – Multiplayer Rhythm Sports Heaven

The developers behind Guitar Hero and its sequel, as well as all the Rock Band titles, Harmonix is back, and this time its brought us a cute family friendly rhythm game...
Super Lucky's Tale (Xbox) Review - The Only Title to Launch Alongside the Xbox One X 3

Super Lucky’s Tale (Xbox One) Review – The Only Title to Launch Alongside the...

2017 has seen the release of so many 3D platformers like Poi, Yooka-Laylee, the Crash Bandicoot trilogy, A Hat In Time, and last but certainly not least Super Mario Odyssey. Where...
Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back (PS4) Review - The Paul Blart of Video Games is Back to Fail Again 4

Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back (PS4) Review – The Paul Blart of Video Games...

Bubsy, the t-shirt wearing bobcat originally created with the hope of cashing in on the mascot platformers of the 90s, is back. Why? Good question. I've yet to meet anyone that...
Tiny Barbarian DX (Switch) Review - Action platformer of the year? 3

Tiny Barbarian DX (Switch) Review – Action platformer of the year?

On first glance, Tiny Barbarian DX appears like your typical indie action platformer with pixel art and chiptune music, only with a $30 USD price tag. Looks can be deceiving however,...