Jordan Biordi

Jordan Biordi
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Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not busy combating the forces of evil, he makes videos on the hilariously mediocre Youtube channel: Ninja Reviews. As a Ninja, his heightened reflexes, increased intellect, unshakable discipline, and a deeper understanding of the universe makes him the ideal candidate to review video games!
Latest Articles From Jordan Biordi
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser’s Minions (3DS) Review 2

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser’s Minions (3DS) Review: Nostalgia Value

I find it odd that despite really liking the Mario and Luigi RPG saga, I never grew up with them; my first entry into the series being Mario and Luigi: Dream...
Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch) Review - I Bruise You! 5

Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch) Review – I Bruise You!

Pokkén Tournament was a game that kind of just came and went despite a ton of positive reviews, and I don’t really understand why. A proper tournament fighter with a Pokémon...
Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS) Review - She’s Back 9

Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS) Review – She’s Back

Metroid is my favourite game series and if I hadn’t played Undertale two years ago, Metroid Prime would still be my number one, all-time favourite game (they’re tied for first). I...
Starcraft Remastered (PC) Review - Additional Pylons

Starcraft Remastered (PC) Review – Additional Pylons

I’ve mentioned in my previous writing that while I did miss out on the Golden Age of PC gaming, I did at least get to play Starcraft to some length, although...
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love No Man’s Sky 1

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love No Man’s Sky

Back in 2013, when my good friend and colleague Brendan Quinn made No Man’s Sky aware to me, I actually met it with a mixture of apathy and scepticism. He was...
Overcooked Special Edition (Nintendo Switch) Review 4

Overcooked Special Edition (Nintendo Switch) Review

There have been several times in my life where I have been convinced to purchase video games thanks to the lovely people at Penny Arcade. When I wasn’t sure about getting...
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Review- Crash N. Burn

Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Review- Crash N. Burn

If you’re familiar with my work then you know I grew up a Nintendo boy. Not out of some obligation to brand loyalty, but because Nintendo was all we knew. It...
Ever Oasis Review -

Ever Oasis Review – A Desert Rose

Ever since I was young I have always loved desert and water levels in games. Some of my colleagues may joke that this is my compulsion to always be on the...
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Birthdays: The Beginning Review – Quiet and Relaxing

Ever since I was young, I’ve always had a creative soul. From drawing crude pictures of X-Wings and my favourite Nintendo characters, to creating obscure comics that mostly reflected whatever TV...
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier Episode 4 Review

The Walking Dead: A New Frontier Episode 4 Review

While playing the fourth episode in the third season of Telltale’s The Walking Dead I thought of a time when zombies actually used to be scary. I look back fondly on...
Grey Box Addresses RiME's Switch Version Price

Grey Box Addresses RiME’s Switch Version Price

Back in March, the beautiful and highly anticipated RiME met with some criticism as it's Nintendo Switch version would retail at $10 higher then its Xbox, PS4 and PC counterparts. However, the game's...
The Jackbox Party Pack 3 Review

The Jackbox Party Pack 3 Review

I initially doubted the viability of Nintendo’s elevator pitch in that first Nintendo Switch trailer. As much as I wanted to believe sexy 20-somethings could bring the Switch to hip rooftop...