Jordan Biordi

Jordan Biordi
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Jordan Biordi is a game journalist as well as actual self-trained ninja. When he's not busy combating the forces of evil, he makes videos on the hilariously mediocre Youtube channel: Ninja Reviews. As a Ninja, his heightened reflexes, increased intellect, unshakable discipline, and a deeper understanding of the universe makes him the ideal candidate to review video games!
Latest Articles From Jordan Biordi
The Sims 4 (PS4) Review - SIMply Monotonous 2

The Sims 4 (PS4) Review – SIMply Monotonous

I never really got into The Sims. I played the original way back in the day when it was released on the Gamecube, but I think I spent more time building...
Pokémon Ultra Sun (3DS) Review - Ultra Fun in the Ultra Sun 1

Pokémon Ultra Sun (3DS) Review – Ultra Fun in the Ultra Sun

Honestly, I wasn’t totally sure what to expect with Pokémon Sun and Moon. I don’t think a lot of people disagree that the main entry Pokémon games haven’t been good for...
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Nintendo Switch) Review - Arrow in the Etcetera... 8

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Nintendo Switch) Review – Arrow in the Etcetera…

Being a game critic has been both a positive and negative experience for me. On the one hand, I love that I get to engage in a medium I’ve loved since...
Nintendo Close To A Deal On Super Mario Bros Movie

Nintendo Close To A Deal On Super Mario Bros Movie

It's a shame that the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie was such a box office disaster in that it scared Nintendo away from Hollywood for 24 years, because when you remove the...
The 2017 Video Game Awards Are Upon Us

The 2017 Video Game Awards Are Upon Us

The biggest night in gaming is about to get bigger. The 2017 Video Game Awards have announced their gala event scheduled to air live from the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles.  Taking place on December...
Mario Party: The Top 100 (3DS) Review - Slumber Party 5

Mario Party: The Top 100 (3DS) Review – Slumber Party

Mario Party is a series that I have long been at odds with. I personally think Mario Party 2 was the last good one, since it was the last game that...
Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser’s Minions (3DS) Review 2

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser’s Minions (3DS) Review: Nostalgia Value

I find it odd that despite really liking the Mario and Luigi RPG saga, I never grew up with them; my first entry into the series being Mario and Luigi: Dream...
Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch) Review - I Bruise You! 5

Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch) Review – I Bruise You!

Pokkén Tournament was a game that kind of just came and went despite a ton of positive reviews, and I don’t really understand why. A proper tournament fighter with a Pokémon...
Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS) Review - She’s Back 9

Metroid: Samus Returns (3DS) Review – She’s Back

Metroid is my favourite game series and if I hadn’t played Undertale two years ago, Metroid Prime would still be my number one, all-time favourite game (they’re tied for first). I...
Starcraft Remastered (PC) Review - Additional Pylons

Starcraft Remastered (PC) Review – Additional Pylons

I’ve mentioned in my previous writing that while I did miss out on the Golden Age of PC gaming, I did at least get to play Starcraft to some length, although...
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love No Man’s Sky 1

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love No Man’s Sky

Back in 2013, when my good friend and colleague Brendan Quinn made No Man’s Sky aware to me, I actually met it with a mixture of apathy and scepticism. He was...
Overcooked Special Edition (Nintendo Switch) Review 4

Overcooked Special Edition (Nintendo Switch) Review

There have been several times in my life where I have been convinced to purchase video games thanks to the lovely people at Penny Arcade. When I wasn’t sure about getting...