Goat Simulator now Simulates MMO

| November 19, 2014
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Coffee Stain Studios has announced a big, free update for the already ridiculous Goat Simulator game. The patch will add MMO simulation on top of the goat simulation so although, sadly, there is still no true goat-based MMO, you can now simulate what a goat MMO might be like.

The game will have 6 classes including tank, rouge (that’s right rouge, not rogue), magician, hunter, no class (for goat purists), and microwave.

I don’t know what to say. It’s a microwave with legs.

It has your traditional, fantasy setting and by the looks of the trailer you can expect a lot of wink and nudge type jokes directed at other massively multiplayer online games.

It looks like the same outrageous and hilarious game, with out of control physics and spit-take inducing bugs, but now with fetch quests, fish people, and a 101 level cap. The game simulates everything anyone has ever loved or hated about MMO’s from the annoying in-game chat, to faction wars between goats and sheep.

The game is available now on Steam for PC, Mac, and Linux, as well as on the Apple App Store for iOS, and the Google Play Store for Android.

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