Introducing the Long Fall Boot, from Aperture Science


Valve has spared no expense in the final Portal 2 product trailer.

Are you ready for Portal 2? If not, you’ll want to pay attention to Aperture’s latest promo (below). The Long Fall Boot may be “expensive as hell,” but it offers unmatched cranial protection and it’s the shoe of choice for all Aperture human subjects. Accept no substitutes, and pre-order your Long Fall Boot today.

If you’re not in the market for footwear, then the debut of Portal 2 is only one week away. There may not be any more product videos from Aperture Science, but there should still be plenty of humor hiding in the game.

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